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(Loved by 217+ Christmas Lovers)

🍑 Puffs Mist From Santa's Butt

🎅🏻 Guaranteed Laugh From Every Guest

⏰ Built-In 1H / 3H / 5H Timer

🎁 Comes Gift-Ready

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WHAT CHRISTMAS FANS ARE SAYING

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4.9 / 5 — 217+ MERRY HOUSEHOLDS

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Stole the whole Secret Santa

"Bought this for my brother as a joke Secret Santa and it absolutely stole the party. He set it up in his flat the next day and now every mate who's walked in has lost it laughing. The fact it actually works as a proper humidifier is the icing on the cake."

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The mist timing is perfect

"I was crying laughing the first time I turned it on. The mist just gently puffs out exactly where you'd expect. It genuinely never stops being funny. Sitting on my kitchen counter and every single visitor stops and stares."

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White elephant winner

"Brought this to our office white elephant and there was an actual bidding war to steal it. One of my colleagues ended up with it and refuses to shut up about it. Already planning to buy a few more for next year."

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Timer saves me every night

"Set it to 3 hours before bed and it turns itself off while I'm asleep. No wet counter in the morning. The three timer options are perfect, properly well thought out for a gag product."

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Better quality than I expected

"Was expecting cheap tat for the price. The detailing on Santa is actually proper, the LED glow through the little Christmas tree cutout is lovely, and the mist output is strong. Looks way more premium than it has any right to be."

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Actually works as a humidifier

"Bought it 100% for the joke, kept it for the function. My flat gets so dry in winter and this runs most evenings. Added a few drops of pine oil and the whole room smells like Christmas. Didn't expect to actually use it this much."

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Everyone wants to see it work

"Can't have anyone over this December without them insisting I turn it on just to watch. My niece and nephew are completely obsessed. It's become the running joke of our household and I'm not mad about it."

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Perfect gift for my dad

"My dad has the sense of humour of a 12 year old. Got him this and he actually cried laughing. Been sat on his kitchen counter running every evening since. Easily the best gift I've given him in years."

Got Questions?

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

How do I fill it? +

Lift off the top to reach the water container inside. Fill it with water, add a few drops of essential oil, pop the top back on, and press the button on the base — the lights glow and the mist starts puffing out.

Can I change the color of the lights? +

Yes — the ambient lights can be set to different colours. Go with a classic warm white, or match the rest of your holiday decor.

Is it safe around pets and kids? +

Yes. A little goes a long way — fill the container with water, add a maximum of 3 drops of essential oil, and keep the room nicely ventilated.

How fast is shipping? +

We offer free shipping worldwide with tracking on every order, and most orders arrive within 5–12 business days. Heads up: because this is a seasonal favourite, our very first shipping batch can occasionally take a little longer during periods of high demand — in rare cases up to a month. It's not the norm and it won't always happen, but if it's a gift we'd recommend ordering early to be safe.